at first i thought it was a building on fire, then after a closer look it’s just the reflection of the sun.
*tells a guy he’s cool
boyfriend: OKAY GUESS YOU MUST LIKE HIM
*tells a guy he’s funny
boyfriend: OKAY GUESS YOU MUST LIKE HIM
*tells a guy anything ever
boyfriend: YEAH IWAS RIGHT YOU MUST FREAKING LIKE HIM
things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:
- dealing with spiders
- buying bras in the right size
- purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
- devouring the souls of my enemies
- getting out of bed in the morning
- ordering food over the phone
- using public transport
wow one of those was really unexpected
yeah devouring the souls of my enemies is really easy
